Just kidding. No badgers.
I would like to introduce you to my dear friend, Allison M. Dickson. She’s pretty much the bee’s knees of horror fiction. Take a look at her web site.
She’s written many a short story, has works in some different collections, and has two novels, Strings and Colt Coltrane and the Lotus Killer, available right now. You can find them all on Amazon.
She is also a co-host on the podcast Creative Commoners. She and the other co-hosts, Corey Bishop and Chris Armstrong, discuss the challenges of being creative. They also talk about games, super heroes, writing, movies, and just generally being awesome. Creative Commoners sometimes features a fellow guest host of the creative community and things can get even more awesome, if you can wrap your head around that. (Which you can, I know it. I have faith in you.)
Speaking of guests and fellow creative persons. Allison has been featuring an interview series on her web site called “5 Quintessential Questions” where she poses 5 questions to an independent artist. This person can be an author, musician, painter, sculptor, chef, comic book inker, birdhouse maker, underwater basket weaver… Whomever is creative, passionate, and a level 50 karate-ninja-robot-assassin. (Okay, maybe not that last thing, but you get the idea.)
I was lucky enough to earn an interview with her. I had a lot of fun answering the questions and quite frankly, I’m still flattered that she included me in this awesome series. You can read the interview here.
I encourage, nay, I insist you use the links I’ve provided above to get to know more about Allison, her great stories, and the podcast Creative Commoners. You will not be disappointed.
Okay, I know that I lied to you about the badger thing, and for that I’m a small amount of sorry. However, I came clean about it straight away and that has to count for something, right? What I didn’t lie to you about is socks. That I do have some content about and here it is in all it’s glory. (ha. glory.)
So, I’d consider myself an accomplished and experienced crocheter. I’ve made blankets, slippers, sweaters, scarves, potholders, hats, batman masks, plush dolls, purses… You name it, I’ve hooked it up. I’ve written patterns, I read patterns, I read charts, I make things without patterns. I do it all. Oh yes.
But when it comes to knitting, I’ve always felt like a n00b. I mean, I’ve made things like washcloths, hats, headbands, scarfs… I’ve made a queen size afghan (still needing finishing touches, of course) and a sweater. A freaking SWEATER. Which was not an easy task. I had to learn all the different joining techniques because sewing pieces together doesn’t use the same style of stitching for different seam placements. Sigh.
I’ve always wanted to knit up some socks, but using DPNs has been so awkward for me. I felt like I was trying to knit with a spider that constantly wanted to poke my eyes out.
I finally sat down and said, “Self, you are going to knit a sock if it is the last damn thing you ever do.” So I got out the DPNs, some scrap sock yarn, a free pattern I picked up at Joann’s, and I made a blasted sock. It was awkward and it’s full of little mistakes, but it’s a sock and I made it.
Behold! My first sock.
One lonely sock.
Since that one turned out decently I decided I was going to get comfortable using DPNs. I got out a different pattern, some other sock yarn that I got on clearance, and I cast on another sock so I can make a pair for my husband. Since I am using clearance yarn that I didn’t have enough of one color to make a whole pair, these socks are going to look like Joseph’s technicolor dreamcoat, but that’s okay. This pair of socks are a learning exercise for me. Besides, my husband says he will wear them with pride.
I’m almost done with the first sock after 4 days. This pattern is a spiral of 4×4 ribbing until you get to the toe, and then it’s just done in stockinette stitch. There is no heel on this pattern, which I am thankful for. It gets me used to working in the round and it will also help with making sure it fits his giant, size 13 feet.
Here are some pictures of the sock in progress. Look at them. Love them.
Free Spiral Sock Pattern by Patons (click the pic to get the pattern)
Work 4×4 ribbing in 5 row repeat until your fingers bleed.
The colors are hideous but the love… The love is there.
The progress so far. Only about 36 rounds to go.
I know it really isn’t anything special but making these socks means a lot to me. I’ll finally be a real knitter!
I feel bad about the badger thing. So here is a link to the badger page on Wikipedia. BADGERS!